May 2013
When you finally pass that level that you spent...
sodamnrelatable:
kittykatastrophic:
marina-del-cyrus:
Whenever I get period cramps
I have never seen something so accurate in all my life…
*runs for 10 minutes*
me: am i skinny yet?
April 2013
Need a pick up line? Well have no fear....
WARNING: SOME ARE INAPPROPRIATE. (i'm sorry)
Can I Hakkunah your ma-tatas?
You must be Cinderella, because I see that dress disappearing by midnight.
I can take you to infinity and beyond.
Call me Pooh, because all I want is you, honey.
Give me a Woody and I'll make you Buzz for light years.
One night with me, and I'll show you a whole new world.
I must be Lighting McQueen, 'cause you've got my heart racing.
Your body is a wonderland, and I'd like to be Alice.
You are part of the circle of my life.
Hey Beauty, can I introduce you to my Beast?
You don't need a spoonful of sugar to make me go down.
I'd really like to Poke-her-hontas.
Sit on my face and ask me to lie... What? You've never been Pinocchio'd?
Hey Aladdin, is that a lamp in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Hey Jasmine, Does the magic carpet match the drapes?
Hi, I'm Andy. Wanna play with my Woody?
I can make any fairy moan... All I need to do is Tink'er'bell.
Hey Cinderella let's see if this fits!
Can you feel the love tonight?
I'll make you want to spend more time in bed with me than Sleeping, Beauty.
Forget Aladdin, I'm thinking bout Jasmine's carpet.
Things are much better down where it's wetter.
me: wow i have so much work to do
me: --goes on tumblr--
me: --watches a movie--
me: --writes a novel--
me: --teaches myself sitar--
me: --climbs a mountain--
me: --backpacks through europe--
me: why am i not getting anything done
